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Welcome Into Thee Devils Delight
~ MINIONS ARE HOME . ABOUT DAMN TIME ~
“learn how to cook next time , you done your family proud , that if you can last through this doubtful of a shimni that one Task a mission upon as They .”
FUCKING GAY ANOTHER HOPELESS ROMANCES MOTION MOVIE I PASS .. SLOW DOWN FOR A MOMENT ITS A X RATED ONE TOO .(GASP!).
OOH~ there a Kepcup you mean ketchup on the paper work …
and it saids to rate one too .
“A fucking Genie telling a fucking a Homeless how to cook , As an service trade off towards the fuck up society of the Brooklyn “- Ora JinStar ‘’
“HOn Jin TOn : is your Mega Exotic Chef Name .
“ more like welcome home China Man .”
Rules and policy for a G…. S.. , fallow nor not chase by a unique chosen One ,
1 strike : learn each elemental tools by heart within an meal weeks .
2 strike : learn each spices and un barely task which includes
moding /craftmental /subtile/ structureal/ dismantee/ and broil ,fries ,
tendart sweets lava and tempo .
3 stikes : marks and check and sweep and beep . ( cussing is welcoming ).
G… lorified … Service …. ( GENIE SPELLBINE )
BROKEN FROM THE MAINLAND OF HONG KONG PARADISE , RISE AND WELL KEPT FROM THE VILLAGE INN OF ASIA . “TVB STATION: whats so good about living in the earthlinks of Asian …” ITS THE FABLU OF THE COURSHIPS OF MEALS ON MEALS … “ LATIN SPICES FLUSION AND THE HEART OF THE RED AND GOLD FLAGS ,which ones holds dare tiest towards . As a person to person ruin another ruin a simple meal , i best done it better then you as shall as to another meals last meal . — SO saids a Xcon .
“WUN DAMN FAN TU YUN …MA FAN TU MUT ? HAY MY?! .” OK OH LI BA BA ! YOU SHOULD GO CLEAN YOUR HAA PAA!~ CHUSH BAMMM! NOO THANKS YOU AH HON JIN TON ! ly ah sum kok ty suut moong?! please be patiences when it cooks to royalty Assetimentally (AY G) learn how to spell bine dude ?.. ITS ASSERTIVE ? .. ay do not make me turn you into a fucking frog again .. (EEEK!) nooo … more like a bull shit bull froggie . LOL! . GET OUT OF MY POD , go shoe shine my lap i mean lamp or something keep yourself oggi-plied i feel hatred towards your inner voice , whats seems to unease you this morning … WELL … you see that Gal over there cross seating on top of the rock stone … i was challenge ever since i was little to skip a beat within that water flow as the WU calms a better lusty .” sounds like she’s might be a future potential , CHYA , so you say …so you say… all she does from time ot time is make funny faces at me and re dunks my remarks , MY G … why dont you just peg her with a stone or something maybe she notice you for a bit tap of tab? .. she said she does see me when she sits there you find the issue here idiot ? .. I in the other hands do not see what you are trying to sub trances forecast it towards me .. OK Mrs .G please close your eyes .. NO i cant if i close my eyes then your in trouble i do not want to be stuck in a fucking lamp again .. last time that happen , i had to meditate for another 100 years , i think the best ideal plan here is to close one eye for a minute , wait i know how about you get a stick and jam it where the sun don’t ably ?. yes please conjure me …. HON JIN TON!!! WATCH YOUR MOUTH … here a pair of glasses , my oh me … the other homeless is name GENIE .. and shes the same fucking gal that i try to been hitting upon , I FEEL SO DUMBFOUNDED ? . well im going to just play it off with a smooth crime factor . hey sorry for telling you MR. i see a name tag on your chest plat .. its Mrigritani Genie . and I AM YOUR SUPERVISOR .. ya so saids this ididot again , i guess its another rough play tonight in the kitchen … i can five on this cunt that and no one else can cook better then i can .. i am actually not a homeless as i sound .. she just thinks i am homeless due to the dry matter that my faces always darkens i do charity work with the field and farm ? so sue me … guess no? going once twices ? fuck it .. JIN walk around the cravel and seeks sails on the thinest road crack there be shown . how can i fit between this to grab a fresh bannana out of the other end of the richestmentsal . “hmmmm…” may i barrow your bra strap? (SMACK!!) PERV!!!! dude you swear ?! .. like there nothing to rub there any longer as ones .. fucking wanna be GENIE ! . keep rubbing you there and there .. fucking weak individual .. im going to spell bine you onces more .. DUDE lay off them fucking voodoo Jinx -ments , let the ELDERS do its job . I SUMMON YOU SHERON!!!! … SHARON!!!! HEAD SUPERVIOR I Like to file a fucking compliant this bimpi does want to fellow direct correctional order in the pod line of a coastal wave of tick tackles , its food is not that of a challenge to set sight upon . ONCE AGAIN JUST FUCKING FALLOW ORDERS .. “ hey you smell that ?.. smells burnts .. “” OHH SHIT !!! .. (sighs.. waving my arms around ..) finally .. that BuM LEFT … free at last .. (JIN ) came back with given bags of banana … MS .(gulps).. so what you know huh ! your bannana are finally HOME .. well well well… MINIONS ARE HOME! .. im looking for master Fu and master Ki and master Sum and grand Wun and littiest Wu where is MA BAT MO at ? We call it as we saw it . Sharon is just a fucking sluggiest crown per crown blind monk that wants to be welcome as a royal Princess … more like go get a ass beating , man you know how she fucking won one to US .. SHE can Smell it . even a street block down she can tell you what you were eating and wearing and blunt swearing . she’s probably getting old and should toss down that robe soon to be . ( NOOO!! DO TELL HER TO TAKE NOTHING OFF THAT FUCKING SICK I WANNA BARF! … you seen a old hag like her with winter melons that old of a wrinkle DAMN … please do not disclose this topic with her .. she fucking wasted water last time .. she didn’t know if she either finish washing up or just started at a point . YOU KNOW HOW MONKS ARE THIS DAYS ALWAYS WANTS TO SHINE AT ONE MORE THEN STUR UP TROUBLE FOR US ..
I CAST UPON THE COOKING STAFF AND CALL IN GRANDMASTER GREAT CHOI TAO WANG .
CHIEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU~ SO MUCH OFFERY and you PICK HIM you are not dumb either ! LOL .. what new tricks does he have in his sleeve this meal work ? make you want to run to restroom this bar twerk .. DUDE HE ISNT THAT BAD BACK THEN WHY REMARK HIM NOW HUH ….. DISGRAVING ANOTHER PERSON AGAIN ? SO MUCH FOR A MEGASTAR IN THE MAKING , CALL IT THEN !!! POP LOCK IT THEN AND GO GREEN …. ITS POWER TIME !!! …. its no MIGHTY MOOFFFFFFLLLLLYYYY DRYNOMITE …. NOOOO , you know what im just going to talk into the kitchen and cook a simple dish of ( AY YA!!) (YALE LOOY HUH!). hey that sounds exotic whats in that last signature dish … ITS HAANNNAAAA DEEET EEETT lAA?AH~ .
SO MUCH FOR BEING CALLED THE GREATNESS FOB OF COOKING OF ALL TIMES … FUCKING FOBLUOUS OF ALL TIMES . FUCK QU , YOU SICK MO YA? dude its do you not comply i might beat a ASS? .. HA! LAY GEE LAH I ( MI) OKO MANG … BANH MI DUC BET !!! … FUCK NO . DUDE IM SORRIE FELLAHS AND GENTS THIS STUPID FUCK DID NOT FINISH SCHOOL CANT put on FEAR FACTOR LIKE THAT .. SHY MUCH ? .
Dude i call and cast UPON THAT GRLOOM!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK DID HE CALL OUT !!! …. THE SAGA COUNT ! BUT GOT DISCONTINUE ? .
POK LAY LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NAAAAAAH~ WASTING MY TIME HERE I HAVE TO WATCH THESE ANIMALS I MEANT ANIMATIOINS FOR WHAT ?!!! I CAN COOK DUDE . HAVE A FABULOuS DAY ITS ONlY ChiNA Policy in the kitchen … DUDE !!! FANNN!!!! AHHH!!!! YES WE CALL KNOW YOU LIKE THAT NAME SO WHICH IS WHY I CAN YOU FANNNIII!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! . as JIN meditates to collect infomation …. FANNIII PLEASE COME COME … YEP? HOW GOOD IS YOUR CRAVING SKILLS ….. I DO NOT CARE NO MORE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN SICK AH HAY! CHIEU NO GAAA OU!!! CHIEU , FAN HURN AH TAO?! GO HOME AND EAT YOURSELF THEN … ITS ONLY CUTTING ROSES PETELS SHE THAT I WAS TALKING ABOut DoinG A FEMALES TOENAIlS FucKinG fuCK uP SiTuation everyone is having — 510 pepp .OVER ! .
“SO MUCH FOR DOING ANYTHING NEW AND THE OLD SHALL SCREAM . IF YOU LiKE THIS SEDUCE ME PLEASE .. IT ONLY COST YOU A PENNIE” — MINIONS
OMG IT GETS FUCKING GOOD!!! THE DEMONS ARIASEL AS THE TALIEMEN DEEPINGS ITS SOUL THEY SUMMON THE BADDIEST OF THEM ALL .. A SWEEPER !!!! TA MA FA DA JA MI FI TI GI ~ HERE , HOW IS MY VOCALS CORDS … MI MI M I MI MI !!
WELL ANYONES CATCH YOU LATER .
SINCERELY SAMSON WANG ( WTS -11–24)
USUALLY DOES NOT LEAVE HIGH AND DRY LIKE THIS ..
WELL WELL SAID SUE HIM THEN … FOOD TASTE GOOD AND ATTITUDE ARE AS TO AN GREATNESS WE NEED A PERSON LIKE HIM LETS JUST HIRE HIM TO SEE WHERE HIS SKILLS ARE AT NOW … DONE ME WRONG NOT ?.
CONGRATS YOU ARE HIRE!!!!!! FINALLY I AM A BITCH WORKER FUCK IT !!! I TURN THE END PAGE AND IT SAIDS TOP CHFS NATIONALS!. PLEASE YOU SHALL BE NOTICIFED SOON.
.,SINCERELY INTERNATIONALS BOARDS OF ,..
“The monk in the back of the kitchen if laughing so fucking hard he wrote it cause the fucking bitch is blind , so much for making my day .. we need more of that .. care for a home cook meal ? “FANTA FANTA!.”STAY HUMBEE ..
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